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trap-g0ddess:

Dis is me

(via orgasmic-humor)

madeupmonkeyshit:

How thug niggas play pool

(via mimicryisnotmastery)

Anonymous Asked: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

mimicryisnotmastery:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

#themoreukno

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via teen-derp)

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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

In Poland, spiders are common Christmas tree decorations because (according to legend) a spider wove a blanket for Baby Jesus.

Mike Tyson claims he got into his first fight after an older boy ripped the head off of one of his pigeons.

An average of 350 slices of pizza are sold every second in…

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lordflacko91:

glamourousbetch:

magnacarterholygrail:

you already can’t tell NYC niggas shit but you REALLY can’t tell NYC niggas with money shit EVER

:(

Lmao I love in new York and I see a lot of this stupid shit but you would never catch me wearing stupid shit like this

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