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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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tastefullyoffensive:

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lordflacko91:

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christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

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If this is not the best post on tumblr idk what is

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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gloomyteens:

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ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

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wannabebandkid:

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sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

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gay4zayn:

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